1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,535 [ claire coughs ] 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,037 [ nasally ] yes, I am still sick. 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,139 Yes, I'm going to work on a Saturday. 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,041 No, this is not wine. It is dayquil. 5 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:11,110 With a little bit of last night's wine. 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:14,179 My stupid brother caught a cold in mexico on his honeymoon, 7 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,482 And it's made its way through the family. 8 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,950 I never get sick. 9 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:21,120 I-I must've caught a chill on the beach when my socks got wet. 10 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,355 My ankles burn. 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,458 It went to my ears on our flight home. 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,727 I may have moaned a bit. 13 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,796 A crying baby complained about me. 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,731 Cam brought me this from mexico, 15 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,134 Along with two weeks of bronchitis. 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,902 I don't know which is worse. 17 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,570 It gave me the vertigo. 18 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,706 I was too dizzy for high heels. 19 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,907 I had to wear flats. 20 00:00:41,909 --> 00:00:44,543 I don't know how people can walk in those things. 21 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,678 I missed the first two days of culinary camp, 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,348 So I was hopelessly behind on all reductions and meringues. 23 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,083 You can imagine the nicknames. 24 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,886 I thought "amuse-douche" was particularly cruel. 25 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,422 I threw up for three straight days. 26 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,424 I don't know how models do it. 27 00:00:58,426 --> 00:00:59,892 Knock 'em dead at the big meeting today, honey. 28 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,260 Kiss for good luck? Oh, no! 29 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:03,228 I'm not getting you sick. This cold stops with me. 30 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,230 Why do you think I swapped beds with luke last night? 31 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,231 You did? 32 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,399 Appreciate the back rub. 33 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,568 Not sure I love being called "miss thang." 34 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,536 No! 35 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,539 -- Captions by vitac -- 36 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,608 Captioning provided by 20th century fox television and abc, inc. 37 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:20,045 And brought to you by ford. Beautiful things happen when you go further. 38 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:23,048 ¶¶¶ 39 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,349 Jay: Hey, everybody. 40 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,384 Hey, dad -- 41 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,119 Noooo. 42 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,254 Mitch and cam were stuck for a wedding videographer, 43 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,590 So I hooked them up with a friend who shoots infomercials. 44 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,358 He kind of owed me. 45 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,261 I can see why you call them "miracle gloves." 46 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,030 My headache's completely gone. 47 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,198 [ ding ] 48 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,600 He dropped off the video for the big viewing party 49 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,269 At jay and gloria's tonight, and I decided to preview it. 50 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,737 What's wrong? Watch. 51 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,773 I'm gonna keep it short 'cause I got a tee-time in 10 minutes. 52 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,774 [ laughter ] oh, god. 53 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,242 Kind of funny. 54 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,111 My dad died 25 years ago today. 55 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,245 [ sneezes ] 56 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,546 Ew! Right on the cake. 57 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,248 I know. Keep watching. 58 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,784 ...Nice to replace that sad memory with this happy one. 59 00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,918 [ sneezes ] 60 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,487 Don't tell me uncle mitch drinks it. 61 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,088 Of course he does -- every drop. 62 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,058 May your first marriage be as good as my second. 63 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,559 To the grooms. 64 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,928 Wait a minute. I take that back. 65 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,730 To my sons. 66 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,831 Why didn't you just cover your mouth? 67 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:13,899 Oh, I finally did. 68 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,202 [ sneezes ] 69 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,907 Jay: All right. [ chuckling ] okay. 70 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,775 You know what this means? I'm patient zero. 71 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,177 What I thought were allergies 72 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,412 Started the cold that brought the whole family down! 73 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,747 No one can ever know about this -- 74 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,249 Not after what happened in yosemite. 75 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,384 The pink-eye apocalypse. 76 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,088 Ooh! A mountain chickadee! Where? 77 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:37,923 Take a look and send it down the line. 78 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,358 Where? Where do you see it? I want to see. 79 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:40,792 Oh, right there! Right there! Right there! Yeah, yeah. 80 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,427 It took me a whole year to earn back 81 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,929 The respect and admiration of my family. 82 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:44,997 Well... 83 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,598 But it's six hours to the screening, 84 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,333 And I have to edit out all those sneezes 85 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,701 Without ruining jay's speech. 86 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,103 That means special effects, 87 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:52,838 That means overlapping green screen. 88 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,573 What am I saying?! It's impossible! 89 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:56,942 I'm sorry, dad. 90 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,443 No, you're right. 91 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:02,147 It's time to stop whining like a little girl and man up! 92 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,016 Let's put on our unitards! 93 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:08,987 And manny -- he's been missing a lot of kicks lately. 94 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,523 He could cost us a game. I may have to bench him. 95 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,325 A coach has to do what's best for the team. 96 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,627 Does family loyalty mean nothing to you, mitchell? 97 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,397 Not to mention I'd be facing the wrath of jay and gloria. 98 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:20,132 Well, then you should play him. 99 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,834 And risk our perfect 3-0 record 100 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:26,238 In my first year as the varsity football coach, 101 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,739 When this could be a stepping-stone 102 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,474 To a college job or who knows what else? 103 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,310 You know, it's basically a cinderella story. 104 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,078 Well, at least you have the outfit for it. 105 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,413 Are you gonna help me or not? 106 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,015 I'm sorry. Um...Okay. 107 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,350 Well, maybe what you could do is -- 108 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:39,885 You know what I could do... Is coach. 109 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:40,852 Mm. 110 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,421 You know, manny's just in a slump. 111 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,189 You know, he's lacking confidence. 112 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,391 It's not gonna be easy, but I could pull this off. 113 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,227 That's what you said about the cinderella costume, 114 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,062 And two hours later, we were calling the auto club. 115 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,396 We're going in the backyard. 116 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,031 To identify insects. 117 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,533 Oh, I love that. 118 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,235 I did that. 119 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:59,738 Sydney barrow -- like my lily, a gifted child, 120 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,408 And, thanks to a little matchmaking, her new friend. 121 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,510 Yeah, I-it can be challenging 122 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:08,614 Finding playmates for an exceptional child. 123 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:12,084 I don't mean to brag, but that's why I didn't have any friends. 124 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,253 Jay: Yeah, alan, I'm sending claire to meet with you 125 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,754 I got my kid's game. 126 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:19,091 Yeah, he's the kicker. Could all come down to him. 127 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,959 [ cup rattling ] 128 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,361 Yeah, take it easy. 129 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,730 Don't talk like that. Look. You're stressing him out. 130 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,231 You're stressed out? A little. 131 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,133 Good! 'cause stress is all part of football. 132 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,935 If you're not throwing up in your mouth, 133 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,236 You're not doing it right. 134 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,238 Ay. Don't pay attention to jay, papi. 135 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,406 You're gonna be great. 136 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,907 You're my perfect little angel boy. 137 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,109 Mwah! 138 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,278 There's still a few hours left before game time. 139 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,714 I think I'll just go lie down under my bed for a little while. 140 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,449 You see what you do to him? 141 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,785 He's fine. Nerves are good. 142 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,420 Just before a playoff game one time, 143 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,821 I pulled out a whole eyebrow. 144 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,424 [ cellphone rings ] 145 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,959 Hey, claire. What's up? 146 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,394 My fever, you orange jackass. 147 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,595 Oh. Okay. 148 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,430 So, obviously, you have my cold now. 149 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:00,499 Everybody's first symptom seems to be hate. 150 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,601 Just pound the liquids, two days in bed. 151 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,735 You're gonna be fine. 152 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,903 I don't have two days. 153 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,104 As a matter of fact, 154 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,607 I have to go to a client meeting right now. Why? 155 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,909 Because I have a job and people are counting on me. 156 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,412 Oh. No. Someone's counting on you. 157 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,914 This is about you and dad and how you just love 158 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,116 Being his toughy-tough little supergirl 159 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,584 Who never stays home sick, 160 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,086 Won a tennis tournament 161 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,155 With a broken finger that she couldn't even hold up. 162 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,656 I'm holding it up now. 163 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,958 Daddy's approval is not the medicine that you need. 164 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,860 Why don't you just call him and tell him 165 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,596 That you can't take the meeting, old toughy-tough-super-tough? 166 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,632 Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? 167 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,600 I called to yell at you for getting me sick. 168 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:36,768 Love you. Bye. 169 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,936 I love you, too. 170 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,104 [ cellphone beeps ] 171 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,272 Chicken, dog. 172 00:05:40,274 --> 00:05:41,506 Oh, so close. 173 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,507 My turn. 174 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,109 Chicken, chicken. 175 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,110 Mm-hmm. 176 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,144 Dog, dog. 177 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,312 Yeah. 178 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:49,014 Ibex, ibex! 179 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,383 Oh, look at you go! 180 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,019 For far too long, lily's friends just haven't challenged her. 181 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,554 It's been this endless procession 182 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,290 Of paste-eating, toilet-missing shoe-losers. 183 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,993 But these two together -- they raise each other's game. 184 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:06,798 ¶ how I wonder what you are ¶ 185 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,333 Ohhhhh! 186 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,035 So good, lily. 187 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,170 I can play, but I don't really sing. 188 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,872 That's okay. Everybody can't be good at every-- 189 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,908 [ classical music plays ] 190 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,976 Huh. 191 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,345 Daddy, where's my shoe? 192 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:27,919 Okay, manny, take a deep breath. 193 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,654 Picture it going through the uprights. 194 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,656 Keep it simple -- eyes on the ball, shoulders up, 195 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,258 See your foot hit it, drive through the ball. 196 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:34,459 Finish at your target! 197 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,762 [ grunts ] 198 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,264 Even simpler this time -- kick the ball with your foot. 199 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,402 Great contact on that last one. This time, aim for the ball. 200 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:46,872 Okay, this time, like you mean it. 201 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,740 I'm really sorry. 202 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,909 Okay, manny, look... 203 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,245 There's no easy way to tell you this. 204 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,379 Hola, manny! 205 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,081 But, um... I, uh, really like the way 206 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,783 You're keeping your uniform clean. 207 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,117 Color-safe bleach, coach. 208 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,752 You'll be fine during the game. 209 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,221 Kick it like you kicked sugary drinks last summer. 210 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,956 Okay. 211 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,792 So, I saw the practice. 212 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,926 Not very good. 213 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,061 I'm so glad you saw that, because -- 214 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,898 He's getting all the bad kicks out of the way before the game! 215 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,534 He's so good! Bravo, manny! 216 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,269 Go get 'em, coach. [ chuckling ] you too. 217 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:18,470 [ chuckles ] 218 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:25,811 Oh, no. 219 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,612 I'd already had cam's clogged ears, 220 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,780 My dad's bronchitis, 221 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,782 And then there it was, right on schedule -- 222 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,983 Gloria's vertigo. 223 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,586 Even I have my limits. 224 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,788 [ cellphone chimes ] call dad. 225 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,724 Siri: Paul rudd is an american film and television actor. 226 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,092 Shut up. 227 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,727 Call...Dad! 228 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,830 Hey, honey. How you doing? 229 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,833 I'm at the hotel, and I'm really fighting this cold. 230 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,568 Well, then, that cold doesn't stand a chance, huh? 231 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,269 Nothing stops my little supergirl. 232 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,071 Yeah. 233 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,307 What's up? Nothing. I just... 234 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:58,276 I wanted you to know that I'm on this, dad. 235 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,744 I never doubted that, honey. 236 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:00,645 Yeah. 237 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,080 Hey. Hey. Where's the lounge? 238 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,081 At the far end. 239 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,249 Perfect. 240 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,951 I remember your junior year, 241 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,285 You played so tough through that tournament. 242 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,286 Uh-huh. 243 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,655 What was that? Uh...Field hockey. 244 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,257 Rugby. 245 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,658 Right, and, uh, 246 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,860 Well, you sprained your ankle. 247 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,127 Could have been a hairline fracture. 248 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,329 That's even better. 249 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,997 But it didn't stop you. You rolled right through it. 250 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:20,966 Yeah. 251 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,667 I was a pretty proud papa that day. 252 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,768 Okay, stop! 253 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,704 [ chuckling ] all right. I'm embarrassing her. 254 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,005 I'll see you tonight, honey. 255 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,340 Bye. 256 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:29,608 [ panting ] 257 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,247 [ rattling ] 258 00:08:36,782 --> 00:08:37,816 Alan. 259 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,950 [ chuckling ] hey, claire. Hey. 260 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,385 It's been ages. Yeah. 261 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:41,286 I hope you're hungry. 262 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,287 I got us a table 263 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,889 At the revolving rooftop restaurant. 264 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,724 Oh, no. 265 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,559 Claire? 266 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,395 Here I am right before the cake sneeze. 267 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,864 It looks like I'm cracking up, right? 268 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,500 So from here, we'll jump to a green-screen shot of you laughing, too. 269 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,802 Then I'll take that and drop it into a pre-existing shot 270 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,004 Of a table full of people. 271 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,338 Easy! 272 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,541 And we are laughing. 273 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,642 [ chuckles ] 274 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,676 Bigger. 275 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,977 [ laughs ] 276 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,647 Like when I do yoda walking into a spider web. 277 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,714 [ laughs loudly ] 278 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:10,982 Nailed it! 279 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,584 If laughter's the best medicine, 280 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,686 Then you're grape-flavored triaminic. 281 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,088 Okay, now I need some footage of me reacting to jay's speech 282 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,423 To replace the champagne sneeze, 283 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,359 And I'll just drop that into another table full of people. 284 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,994 How would I react to jay's speech? 285 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,763 Give me "touched." 286 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,632 Now sad. 287 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,268 Sadder. 288 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,403 Come on. Dig deep. 289 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:33,738 Think about me going off to college. 290 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,107 Why are you smiling? 291 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,443 Uh, I-I didn't think you'd get in. 292 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,379 I don't want to waste a Saturday night 293 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,447 Watching some video. 294 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,549 Let's just stay home and rent a movie. 295 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,084 Okay, two things -- a movie is a video, 296 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,086 And the only reason you don't want to go to grandpa's 297 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,421 Is because you're avoiding andy. 298 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,122 Avoid? I don't -- 299 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,757 I -- 300 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,259 I'm not having this conversation. 301 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,895 Oh, please. You've been dodging him since the wedding. 302 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,630 You told me to stay away from him. 303 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,733 I just meant don't lead him on unless you really like him. 304 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,201 Yes, and you were right, 305 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,704 So I've been keeping my distance to protect him. 306 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,905 Oh. 307 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,107 Well, that's actually really mature of you. 308 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,077 With great hotness comes great responsibility. 309 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,646 There she is. 310 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:17,449 [ indistinct shouting ] 311 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,451 Jay: If manny makes this one, we go ahead. 312 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,252 Lot of pressure. 313 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,622 I'll bet he's chewing on his own stomach acid right now. 314 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,624 Sorry to be so sentimental. I just miss it. 315 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,460 Manny, kick this one hard! 316 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,494 [ whistle blows ] 317 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,496 Aaaaaaaah! [ laughs ] 318 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,466 That's my boy! 319 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,434 Actually, that's our boy. 320 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,702 Oh, that's our boy. 321 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,143 Phil: Moment of truth. 322 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,079 If you see even the tiniest problem, point it out. 323 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,915 My dad died 25 years ago today. 324 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,651 [ laughs loudly ] 325 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:53,985 ...Replace that sad memory... 326 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,921 That did not land quite the way I'd hoped. 327 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,490 Cam, mitchell... 328 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,326 May your first marriage be as happy as my second. 329 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,460 To the grooms. 330 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,962 Wait a minute. I take that back. 331 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,463 Oh, that's so bad. 332 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,598 To my sons. 333 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,333 [ voice breaking ] oh. Jay. 334 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,302 [ sneezes ] 335 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,605 Jay: All right. [ chuckling ] okay. 336 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:14,973 Have a good time. 337 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,675 O...Kay. I have a few notes. 338 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,110 What am I gonna do? We have to show this thing in an hour! 339 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,478 You know what you'd tell me? 340 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,313 Show the real video and take your lumps. 341 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,282 I don't wanna. That's what I would say. 342 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,818 And then you would tell me, "you might not want to do it, 343 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,453 "but you have to do what's right. 344 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,554 "and that will make you 345 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,390 Go from patient zero to patient hero." 346 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,626 Damn it, I've got a point. 347 00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:38,396 How does someone so smart sneeze on so many things? 348 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,031 Finished! 349 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,232 Let's see. 350 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,835 Oh. I'm sorry, but did someone rob an art gallery? 351 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,837 Because this is absolutely beau-- 352 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,405 Done! 353 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,573 Okay. 354 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,341 We should probably put your names on those 355 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,743 So we can remember whose is whose. 356 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,877 Next activity. 357 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,879 Okay, lily knows all the capitals. 358 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,581 Dad! It's all right, honey. 359 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,249 The first is albany. 360 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,684 Then there's...? 361 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,420 Ohh! I thought you meant world capitals. 362 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,155 Algeria, algiers. 363 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,423 Angola -- 364 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,592 Oh. Well, you're just a little know-it-all, aren't ya? 365 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,261 Oh, my god. I am so sorry. I -- oh. 366 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,563 [ crying ] 367 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,565 Okay. Sydney, forget that I said that, okay, honey? 368 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,101 [ crying ] I can't! I have a photographic memory! 369 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,403 You made my friend cry! 370 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,738 No, I didn't mean to -- 371 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,739 Oh, boy. 372 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,874 You did that on purpose! 373 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,375 No, no. I-I don't think I did. 374 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,044 [ doorbell rings ] oh, gosh. And there's your mother. 375 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,712 Sydney, sweetheart, we got to stop crying, okay? 376 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:28,713 You're okay. 377 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:29,914 Oh. Now my watch is caught. 378 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,416 Ow! All right, little pull. Little pull! 379 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,851 Aah! It's fine! It's fine! 380 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,519 Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 381 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,754 Hi! Hi. 382 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,455 We had so much fun. Oh, good. 383 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,590 [ crying ] 384 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,858 Sydney, honey, are you crying? 385 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:43,094 He ruined my picture and pulled my hair! 386 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,295 Just little accidents. 387 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,364 And he called me a know-it-all! 388 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,601 What kind of a person calls a 6-year-old a know-it-all? 389 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,569 [ door closes ] 390 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,937 She's a year younger than you? 391 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,277 Should I not have come? Oh, is it gonna be weird for andy? 392 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,478 I shouldn't have dressed so cute. 393 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,613 Hey, switch sweaters with me. 394 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,747 Just be yourself. 395 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,649 It's the surest way for him to get over you. 396 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,050 Okay, thanks. 397 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,418 [ door opens ] 398 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,486 Hey, uncle cam. Hey. 399 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,255 Oh, my gosh. I'm so glad you're here. 400 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,756 You got to talk to lily. 401 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,491 She's not speaking to me because -- I have bigger problems. 402 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,893 I haven't even told you what mine is yet. 403 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,060 I benched manny. 404 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,729 I'm worried jay and gloria are mad at me. 405 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,397 Have they said anything? No. 406 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,932 All I've gotten from them so far is "hola" 407 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,700 And "that scotch is not for company." 408 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:24,936 Ah! 409 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,237 Oh, my gosh, phil, is that the wedding video? 410 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,239 Oh, we are so excited to see it. 411 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,108 I'm so excited to show you guys! 412 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,509 [ laughs ] 413 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,244 Get in the media closet. Cut every wire. 414 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,579 Dad, get ahold of yourself. 415 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,580 You're right. 416 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,182 [ grunts ] I said, "you're right"! 417 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,284 Sorry. I already had it loaded up. 418 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,853 Everybody come to dinner. Then we watch the wedding movie. 419 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,755 Hey, thank you guys so much for hosting. 420 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,423 And I hope there's no hard feelings about manny. 421 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,425 You're the coach. You can't play favorites. 422 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,459 Exactly. 423 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,595 I am so relieved to hear you say that. 424 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,764 No, no, no. One of our chairs is broken. 425 00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:55,700 Come. I have a special seat for you. 426 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,968 Oh. 427 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,036 Mitchell! 428 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,038 She benched me. 429 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,474 [ grunts ] 430 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,343 No! You beat me again! 431 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,811 Well, this is embarrassing for you. 432 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,046 Oh. Hey, stranger. 433 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,347 I let him win. 434 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,281 Mm. 435 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,382 How you been? 436 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,951 Oh, good, good. Just busy. 437 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,653 I figured I'd say hi. It's been a while. 438 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,721 I know, right? 439 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,857 I've been busy, too, between this little guy 440 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,291 And visiting my family back home. 441 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:27,131 I'm -- I'm really glad you came by. 442 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,801 I was afraid things got, like...Weird 443 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,502 Last time we saw each other. 444 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,571 Y-yeah, about that -- um, I rea-- 445 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,206 Oh! I knew it. 446 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,575 I am such a goober sometimes. 447 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,478 I was just confused about beth, 448 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,715 And I thought you were sending me some signals, 449 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,917 Which is so stupid. 450 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,019 I hope I didn't, like, creep you out or something. 451 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,554 You shouldn't feel stupid. 452 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,724 You know, you were vulnerable, I was at a wedding, 453 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,060 Everybody was super-gay, and nobody was looking at me. 454 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,530 I probably did send you a signal. 455 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,100 I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea. 456 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,234 Don't worry about it. 457 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,603 I'm just glad we didn't take it any further. 458 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,006 Because clearly, we are wrong for each other. 459 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,575 Totally. We are way better as friends. 460 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,576 Way! 461 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,244 Like, imagine if we kissed or something. 462 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,079 Ha! That would've been a disaster. 463 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,181 [ laughing ] a huge disaster. 464 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,516 You would've been destroyed. 465 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:19,951 Yeah -- what? [ joe laughs ] 466 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,520 Whoa, joe. What's with the snow on the roof? 467 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,455 You're aging like a president. 468 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,892 Claire texted to start. She's going to be a little late. 469 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:28,893 Well, that's crazy. 470 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,028 We should wait for her 471 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,529 And watch the wedding video some other time. 472 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,931 No, no, no. Let's eat. 473 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,132 I'm not very hungry. 474 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,100 I still have the taste of failure in my mouth. 475 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,769 Sit down. This is a family dinner. 476 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,803 We all eat together. 477 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,939 Are there potatoes? I smell potatoes. 478 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,407 Here you go, sweetheart. 479 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,308 You eat it. 480 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,709 Lily, it wasn't that bad. 481 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,678 You still got my friend's hair in your watch! 482 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,247 She's coming back. 483 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,049 What were you thinking with that playdate? 484 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,952 I was feeling protective. That girl made lily feel bad. 485 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,320 Or did she make you feel bad? 486 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,654 I didn't love it. 487 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,222 That happens with all first-time parents. 488 00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,924 We think our kids are the best or the smartest. 489 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,093 For the longest time, that's how we felt about haley. 490 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,628 "the longest time"? Really? 491 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,896 You can't force your kids 492 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,798 To live up to your unreal expectations. 493 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,800 They're not perfect, but you love them anyway. 494 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,768 Also applies to adults -- probably more so. 495 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,403 That is what I'm doing, isn't it? 496 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,573 Jay does it all the time with manny's football. 497 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,076 Look at him -- he's so upset of disappointing him 498 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,143 That he won't eat today. 499 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,745 Let's keep in mind what's important here -- 500 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,746 We're mad at cam. 501 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,648 You have always been like this. 502 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,617 You put so much pressure into your kids 503 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,919 That they fall into pieces. 504 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,021 I never put more pressure on my kids than they can handle. 505 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,757 [ claire sneezes, coughs ] 506 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,425 Oh, don't be mad, dad. 507 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,928 I'm sorry. I tried. I really -- I tried. 508 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,665 [ knock on door ] 509 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,433 Knock, knock. Me again. 510 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,434 Hey, you. 511 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,703 Hey. So, uh, quick follow-up. 512 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,973 Um, when you said I would be destroyed if we had kissed, 513 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,142 What exactly did you mean by that? 514 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,443 Oh, gosh. 515 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,479 I guess that is confusing, huh? Yeah. 516 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,647 I just meant that you would've been emotionally ruined. 517 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,782 What?! Yeah. 518 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,283 I don't understand it myself, 519 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,353 But there's a lot of heat coming off of this. 520 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,555 Girls do not get over this guy. 521 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,392 I'm not calling myself a drug, but -- 522 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,194 I'm sorry. Hasn't beth broken up with you, like, 10 times? 523 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,863 She's dying to get back with me, though. 524 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,398 I wouldn't say it's withdrawal, but -- 525 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,167 For the record, guys don't get over me, okay? 526 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,503 At last count, I have three stalkers. 527 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,372 One of them has my face spray-painted on his van. 528 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,574 I had to stand there forever while he did it! 529 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,109 Okay. 530 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,246 I didn't mean to imply that if we kissed, 531 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,647 It wouldn't affect me. 532 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,483 Are you kidding? 533 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,154 You are so pretty and so out of my league. 534 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,589 It would've... Rocked my world. 535 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,158 Okay, then. 536 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,393 It just would've hit you harder. That's all. 537 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,530 [ british accent ] mr. Pritchett! Your bath awaits! 538 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,734 Are you prepared for a bum-scrubbing today, sir? 539 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,370 Ohhh, no. 540 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,439 I said something wrong, didn't I? 541 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,074 No. 542 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,909 No, I'm just being stupid. 543 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,277 Um... 544 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,280 The point is is that, you know, we're good, right? 545 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,514 You betcha. 546 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,850 Aw, come on. Don't be so formal. 547 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,318 Come here, you. 548 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,961 Well...I promised this little dude a bubble beard. 549 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,196 Come here. [ grunts ] 550 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,865 Don't be a stranger, okay? 551 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,333 Mm-hmm. 552 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,268 [ coughs ] 553 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,037 Honey, be a little selfish here. 554 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,372 You are not up for watching this video. 555 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,074 Why were you even out of the house like this? 556 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,276 Because I'm your toughy-tough supergirl. 557 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,278 Yes, you are, but that's no reason to risk you-- 558 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,080 [ sneezes ] away from the food! 559 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,582 Can we catch this again? 560 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,250 This is exactly what you do! 561 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,485 To his own daughter. 562 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,753 Kind of puts me benching manny in perspective. 563 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,989 Also, is there a sauce going around or... 564 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,657 Cam, you were right to bench me. 565 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,992 I stunk out there. 566 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:49,093 Vindicated! 567 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,595 But not because of jay. 568 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,597 It's you, mom. What?! 569 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,599 Tensions are running high. I think we should all go home. 570 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,434 I've never worried about disappointing jay. 571 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,902 He knows I'm terrible at sports. 572 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,270 Said it from day 1. 573 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,606 Only thing coordinated about this kid was his outfits. 574 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,509 The way you call me your perfect little angel boy and stuff, 575 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,577 I just feel like I'm letting you down. 576 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,080 Ay, manny, I'm so sorry. 577 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,582 You could never let me down, because you're my per-- 578 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,018 You're okay. 579 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,453 I cued up the wedding video. 580 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,621 Oh! All by yourself? 581 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,989 Let's watch it. What do you say? 582 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,023 Luke: Okay. Alex: Let's go. 583 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,258 Mitchell: I'm nervous. 584 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,326 Is this -- is this a good time? Cam: Yes. 585 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,928 It feels like -- o-okay. 586 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,496 Just -- let's go now. Come on. 587 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,697 F-full disclosure -- 588 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,699 Everybody may not look their best in this video. 589 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,934 It's good. 590 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,003 It's about time we all start seeing ourselves 591 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,772 As who we really are, not who we're trying to be 592 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,041 Or who other people want us to be. Claire: Right. 593 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,043 See, now, that is a very complicated machine. 594 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,645 She is a genius. Not a good start. 595 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,547 Hit it, lily. 596 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,714 This is gonna be good for you. 597 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,149 I don't like you right now. 598 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,884 [ dance music plays ] mitchell: Oh, god. Cam: Ooh! 599 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,719 Is that -- is that my dancing? 600 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,720 Is that what I look like? 601 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,721 [ laughter ] 602 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,056 No, no. Okay, that's really funny. 603 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:52,990 Ha ha ha ha ha. 604 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,692 Fast forward. Come on. 605 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,860 Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. 606 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,529 That's actually really sweet, cam. 607 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,831 Is that my crying face? 608 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,467 Oh, it's hideous! Why hasn't anyone told me?! 609 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,236 Oh, god, I'm doing it right now, aren't I? Give me that. 610 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,304 [ claire coughs ] 611 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,839 Congratulations, mitch and cam! 612 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,007 [ gasps ] 613 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,343 Oh. Look at me in that dress! 614 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,911 I look gorgeous! 615 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,413 Give me rewind! 616 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,481 Mom, look at you holding on to that bar. 617 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,083 You had vertigo there, too. 618 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,084 Yeah, I sure did. 619 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,886 You know, we don't have to linger on that. 620 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,087 Alex: [ laughing ] oh, mom! 621 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,023 Hey, everybody. I want to say something. 622 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:26,991 Um... 623 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,559 Jay: All that sweat. What the hell?! 624 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,995 I look like I had shamu in a headlock! 625 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,996 I think I'm gonna throw up. 626 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,831 Yeah, you and me both. I'm disgusting! 627 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,067 No, no, no, no, no. It's haley's nausea. Oh, god! 628 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,101 I'm gonna keep it short. 629 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,169 Jay: Yeah, you will. 630 00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,537 120 people in that room, 631 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,739 And no one told me to put my arm down! 632 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,007 I have an idea, actually. 633 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,375 Why don't I re-edit the video 634 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,910 And cut out the embarrassing parts? 635 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,345 Is that a problem? Not at all! 636 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,779 Cam: That's great! Done! 637 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,648 Mitchell: Thank you so much. [ chuckles nervously ] 638 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,985 I know you sneezed on the cake. 639 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,954 No one likes a know-it-all! 640 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,629 [ dance music plays ] 641 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,064 Cam: Mitchell! Come to bed! 642 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,899 Aren't you ever gonna sleep? 643 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,134 No. 644 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,936 No, I don't think I am. 645 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,585 [ music stops ] 646 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,253 Mitchell!